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PostSubject: Alpha-1 where you at??    Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:40 pm

Just saw this article on cnn.com and I was like I swear I recognize that guy from somewhere.. then it hit me, he looks just like Alpha-1, in his picture online here...


http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/04/15/officials-villa-park-man-drowns-in-pond-near-des-plaines/?hpt=hp_t3


Alpha-1:


He looks just like him, or his brother or something.. But it says he's from Illinois, and Alpha-1 is in "Mid-Michigan"... *shrug*

I hope you're OK, good buddy!! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:20 pm

that girl looks to be on dope cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:45 pm

I'm of the opinion that there's a relatively limited number of appearance-related gene sets walking around, which is why you can usually describe a certain "type" of face in a manner sufficient to provide a generally accurate impression to listeners. ie. How many times have you encountered a guy that could be sufficiently described as looking like Woody Allen? A corresponding theory (in my untrained mind) is the recent assertion based on DNA analysis that one in 200 men in the world today is a direct descendant of Genghis Khan. Think about that, fully .5% of the world's male population is a "son" of the house of a single man that died less than 800 years ago. That's means around 16,000,000 men alive today are walking around with his genes. How many among them bear common physical characteristics that a more complete understanding of the human genome could directly attribute to his Y-chromosome? How many more prominent common ancestors are out there contributing to a general homogeneity among a finite number of physical 'types"?

Of course, within the scope of my formal qualifications, I'm completely talking out of my ass. Others that have been more thoroughly enknowledged (shut up, its a word) in such disciplines *cough*harley*cough* could more fully expound on my amatuer theory, or expose it for the tripe it probably is.

As for the guy above, he and I do share quite a few common characteristics; prominent symmetrical cheek bones, asymmetrical eyes, androgenic alopecia coincinding with high frontal and parietal bones, not to mention a pathological and self harming attraction to girls on dope and swans.

But that's not me.
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:32 pm

A simple NO would have worked. Very Happy GLAD to hear it is not you, and that you are alive and well... err, I mean alive and mildly psychotic, but that's close enough! Very Happy Very Happy


It is just so bizarre that I saw that and thought of you, and then looked up your pic again and lo and behold, it's a pretty good match. Maybe you should assume his identity now, and pretend you're "not dead". Act delusional a bit, screw his wife a few times, of course after you dope her up some more just the giggles, and then maybe see what he has in his bank account and then have his persona seemingly disappear and "go back to being dead"...

Or maybe I could NOT talk ill of said recently deceased unknown person... Hopefully I don't get struck down by lightning now... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:14 am

alpha-1 wrote:
A corresponding theory (in my untrained mind) is the recent assertion based on DNA analysis that one in 200 men in the world today is a direct descendant of Genghis Khan. Think about that, fully .5% of the world's male population is a "son" of the house of a single man that died less than 800 years ago. That's means around 16,000,000 men alive today are walking around with his genes. How many among them bear common physical characteristics that a more complete understanding of the human genome could directly attribute to his Y-chromosome?

Those are the same numbers as Woody Allens offspring.

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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:31 pm

alpha-1 wrote:
blah blah blah No blah

I thought he looked like Howie Mandel.
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:20 pm

You are bigger than him Alpha....just kick his ass...take his woman...and then spend his/her money.... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:13 pm

He's already dead. There's not much ass-kicking to be had still. But I agree, Alpha could could take him (dead).. well, maybe on a good night... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Ok no more bashing on this dead guy, whoever he is (not Alpha-1 apparently)!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Alpha-1 where you at??    Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:26 pm

G4RB4G3 wrote:
He's already dead. There's not much ass-kicking to be had still. But I agree, Alpha could could take him (dead).. well, maybe on a good night... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Him? Sure. The swan? Probably not so much.
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