Link Me- funny or bizarre links

this kinda borders on child abuse.... the kid is amazing... but i don't think he ever plays like a kid usually does, i think his dad keeps him practicing 24/7

he could be a Olympian gymnast one day though i guess...

http://www.break.com/index/strongest-kid-youve-ever-seen.html

Razor_Wing1024 wrote:

grteatess video from japan ever

Razor... you need to get out and see the real world a little more frequently me thinks

lol obviously razor hasnt seen the japanese video where they oil like 20 women up, lay em down in a row on their backs, and have an old guy try to slip n' slide his way across.... I'd find the video for you, but i'd rather you waste ur time than me waste mine

harleyquinn wrote:

lol obviously razor hasnt seen the japanese video where they oil like 20 women up, lay em down in a row on their backs, and have an old guy try to slip n' slide his way across.... I'd find the video for you, but i'd rather you waste ur time than me waste mine

ive seen that video and mine isnt as creepy.

its all creepy.

Speaking of creepy... 99 minutes to get a little scared?

http://www.ch131.com/paranormalactivity.htm

I saw paranormal activity, i was entertaining, but not really that scary. :\

As I said, a little scared. I had the kids watching it last night and when the moment was right, I jumped out from a door and scared the shit out of everybody.

Haha now see that would make me jump as well. I was entertained but I was more "scared" by Silence of the Lambs

lol people who believe in ghosts are funny...

i love george carlin's take on it

"lets say two parents have four children, but then they die in a car accident, leaving the four children behind. Since the parents are now dead, they are now "watching over them" as many people say over and over "I could feel my father watching over me" "I can feel my grandmothers presence" yada yada... we've all heard that shit...

so as the story goes....those children grow up, and have children of their own. and for the sake of argument, they all die at the same time; lets say an explosion at thanks giving dinner. Leaving the grandchildren to fend for themselves...(the children survived because they were seated at the childrens table across the room)

so now the four children who were originally left behind, are now gaurdians/hauntings according to most religious peoples theories....

ss0000000 what happens to the original two parents? are they off duty now? do they no longer need to be guardians or spooks? Is there a quota that needs to be filled?

Is there some kind of ghost retirement home?

Or are there generations and generations and generations of ghosts going back millions of years to the dawn of humanity ?????? Overcrowded after life as it would seem...

What happens if you don't have any children? Do you not become a gaurdian of any kind?

What happens if you're child is lizzy borden... instead of watching over her, do you haunt her?


Logic people please! Think! When you're dead you're dead. End O' story....

For people who like to watch paranormal/ Peta assholes/ New age assholes/vegitarian assholes/ hippie pricks get their asses handed to them by logic, proof, and science, you should watch Penn and Tellers BULLSHIT...

they go through things like bottled water being better for you, talking to the dead, fung shui, new age medicines (like crystals and reflexology), vegetarianism, tarot cards, hauntings, and they go through very systematically and show you exactly how and exactly why its alllllllllll bullshit. Its very entertaining for a person such as myself.

Pretty sure you can find it on Sidereel.com or tv-links.eu ... dunno, i've got them all on dvd

and penn and teller has alot of tits in it, so maybe that'll be an incentive...they did that cuz their ratings sucked, cuz no one likes to hear about their superstitions/beliefs are false...

these are my top three fav's... not sure how much tit action is in these, not the reason why i watch lol



TALKING TO THE DEAD
http://www.sidereel.com/Penn_%26_Teller:_Bullshit!/_watchlinkviewer/12

PETA/Vegetarians.
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=77I6MHCG

PROFANTITY
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=9Z7N6W76

Agreed, Harley. Penn & Teller ROCK!

Awesome! Lol i thought I was the only who watched

For people who like to watch paranormal/ Peta assholes/ New age assholes/vegitarian assholes/ hippie pricks get their asses handed to them by logic, proof, and science, you should watch Penn and Tellers BULLSHIT...


Quote of the week!

Did you see the episode "Lawns". That cracked me the hell up. A guy's job is to go around and inspect people's lawns in Florida. They call him the "Grass Nazi". Neighbors bitching about each other's lawns. Some guy went to jail because his lawn was too brown. Give me a break. I purposely let my lawn go to shit to piss off the neighbors. Douchebags.

http://www.sho.com/site/video/brightcove/series/title.do?bcpid=14033851001&bclid=32229533001&bctid=32460113001

LOL nah, i dont have cable anymore, ive got seasons 1-5. I know theres a 6 and 7, but i haven't seen any of them. I should probably indulge in that later on today.

but thats ridiculous... a man jailed for a lawn being brown... I really thought I'd heard of every dumb fucking reason someone was put in jail....

LOL sen, I thought you might wanna take a lesson from this guy and sing ur puppy to sleep. But i havent seen you on really late at night, so maybe the puppy is sleeping thru the night now...


http://www.break.com/index/the-puppy-whisperer.html

I decided to eat the puppy for dinner...

Kidding- he sleeps through most of the night. I still get a 4 AM wakeup call from him licking my face to let me know he has to go outside.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f506ec2d82/crackhead-hooker-maces-kid

you want creepy this is creepy. crack head tranny gets pissed off on l.a train and maces two black kids and their mom.

ssooooooo

i missed this video last year apparently... tom cruise blabbering on about scientology...

good god...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

Why can't Tom be more like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wat9I_lcvNo

fuck andy rooney i want to be this for halloween.

Razor_Wing1024 wrote:

fuck andy rooney i want to be this for halloween.

-The rust ones were nice. I used to put different things in my aquarium because entropy rocks hard, the guts of a Victrola looked the best, lots of different metals used and interesting shapes, the <hand cranked> motor assembly in particular. of course...that means every trailer park in texas houses at least one avant garde trailblazer if decaying vehicles are the litmus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jzg7x4q_c&feature=player_embedded

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

Fuck yo' face up!