Link Me- funny or bizarre links

yyyyyyyeeeeeaahhhhh what can i say?

marijuana effects the memory, and makes ya kinda paranoid lol

http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129128094143804243.jpg

i only wish my room growing up was this fucking cool

harleyquinn wrote:

yyyyyyyeeeeeaahhhhh what can i say?

marijuana effects the memory, and makes ya kinda paranoid lol

Yeah, we've all been talking about how paranoid you are.

Original ad:
hi there i am a 22 year old female babysitter looking for a job. i am available pretty much all the time so if you need someone to look after your kid, let me know!

From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org

Hey,

I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.

Thanks,

Tim

From ***********@gmail.com to Me

no thanks that is sick! show some sympathy you prick!

From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com

Obviously I am not offering you enough money. I will pay you $15 an hour, but in return I need you to unplug her life support after you get her to sign the will.

From ***********@gmail.com to Me

YOU ARE FUCKING SICK I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL

From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com

You clearly do not have the right mindset to enter the fast-paced industry of babysitting. I will find a babysitter that has a little bit more balls than you.

From ***********@gmail.com to Me

FUCK OFF

"I've been doing your sister for the past year and a half" FTW!

http://www.break.com/index/lyrebird-imitating-constuction-work.html

ive seen videos of this bird before, but this is a long video.

superior lyre birds i think is the name of the species. they can imitate almost anything

break.com ftw

this had me laughing hard..

http://www.break.com/pranks/hot-chick-pranked-by-toilet.html

this too

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-exercise-ball-prank-in-kitchen.html

Whats your name in chinese? Dont mind the russian at the top and bottom, copied off a russian website and was too lazy to change it.


I am Katochimoto! or SiN-Arikito

Where is my friend Rikashitakufu :albino:

Rikashitakufu is here!!!!

what a strange translation

Zushikichichikatofu is kinda cooler in this language only.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0pwutBEW1I

i know this is kinda a girly link, but i literally LOLed

If you liked Robogeisha...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBfegE7U1kw

wow these are some tactical and strategic pandas

PANDAS !!!!

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/25/clever-stripper.jpg

lol take a vote, who says stripper? who says that was home depots last shovel?

harleyquinn wrote:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/25/clever-stripper.jpg

lol take a vote, who says stripper? who says that was home depots last shovel?

well if she is shoveling naked hell yeah i would through money at that

maybe even THROW money at her too?

Mr_Shifty wrote:

maybe even THROW money at her too?

sure what ever

Haha I'm fucking with you dude, do you play anything anymore? I never see you on QW or DDO

ive been busy with school and obessed with final fantasy 13. when i have some free time i have to find a a way to backup some importnat files so i can clear my hard drive and see if it will make my line problem go away.

p.s lowes hundred days of hell is starting and im going to be a busy boy. but who knows if this profile on geek to gekk checks out ill back on my keyboard in no time.