Pilotless Navy fighter

It's a fake because, as any reasonable person knows, air flight is a hoax. Keeping several tons of metal suspended in midair without the use of cables and the like defies common sense. I reject that reality and substitute my own.

How do they fool you? When you get into a plane, the scenes through the windows are videos and people shake the plane from time to time to give the sensation of movement as the plane is towed to another location, while others change the scenery so when you "arrive", you think you're somewhere else really far away. Meanwhile, you're just a few miles from where you started.

This is the whole reason they don't want you opening the hatch while in "mid-flight". If you don't believe me, try it and see what happens. Be sure to report back.

MekTek wrote:

It's a fake because, as any reasonable person knows, air flight is a hoax. Keeping several tons of metal suspended in midair without the use of cables and the like defies common sense. I reject that reality and substitute my own.

How do they fool you? When you get into a plane, the scenes through the windows are videos and people shake the plane from time to time to give the sensation of movement as the plane is towed to another location, while others change the scenery so when you "arrive", you think you're somewhere else really far away. Meanwhile, you're just a few miles from where you started.

This is the whole reason they don't want you opening the hatch while in "mid-flight". If you don't believe me, try it and see what happens. Be sure to report back.

remind me to not ride shotgun in any plane you are piloting