never let me in

I was reading the supremekiller app and was thinking it would be a lark to make sure i would never be accepted in Crypt. I thought this might help unity if you had something to unanimously vote for, or in this case against.

Firstly, Why i wouldn't want to join is covered by the I'm not a joiner and don't understand the attraction of pub clans. But over and above that, you let fodder in, seriously what were you thinking? This shows a serious lack of judgment which can't be overlooked or forgiven.

Now I would like to list some reasons why i would be a bad crypt'r.

I rarely play on your server, i usually prefer to play husky golf on bh trying to get it started up than risk playing with fodder. Somehow proximity to fodder probably makes you dumber.
I don't believe in punctuation spelling or even coherence in my typing.
I never use voip, i have sound issues. If people yap too much about stuff which isnt important i turn team chat off, that is if more than one localmuting.is required.

For full disclosure, i do happen to like a few crypt members but don't hold that against me.

I appreciate all the No lets never let him in votes in advance, this will let me sleep better.

Lister-absurd/U.N.Owen/newsmurf

Did I miss the drama?

Hmmmm, Your in ! Or did I miss the point.

you just dont like me, because i always kill you

I vote NO

OWNED!!!

I vote yes for U.N.Owen and no for the other two.

I laugh at any pretentious assbags who imply that they are above pub clan status. The fact that they post here and say, "I would never join a pub clan" tells me that some are wondering why they never get invited.

Thanks for posting!

lister-absurd wrote:

I rarely play on your server, i usually prefer to play husky golf on bh trying to get it started up than risk playing with fodder.

GO HUSKY GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

senilityiscool2 wrote:

I laugh at any pretentious assbags who imply that they are above pub clan status. The fact that they post here and say, "I would never join a pub clan" tells me that some are wondering why they never get invited.

Thanks for posting!

i will not join your lame pub clan, but i will go on your forums and follow threads of other people wanting to join and comment on how lame it all is, because i'm above it all.

fodder's title as douche-bag of quake wars has just been filled by lister-absurd

congrats on ranking up fodder!

lister-absurd wrote:

I was reading the supremekiller app and was thinking it would be a lark to make sure i would never be accepted in Crypt. I thought this might help unity if you had something to unanimously vote for, or in this case against.

Firstly, Why i wouldn't want to join is covered by the I'm not a joiner and don't understand the attraction of pub clans. But over and above that, you let fodder in, seriously what were you thinking? This shows a serious lack of judgment which can't be overlooked or forgiven.

Now I would like to list some reasons why i would be a bad crypt'r.

I rarely play on your server, i usually prefer to play husky golf on bh trying to get it started up than risk playing with fodder. Somehow proximity to fodder probably makes you dumber.
I don't believe in punctuation spelling or even coherence in my typing.
I never use voip, i have sound issues. If people yap too much about stuff which isnt important i turn team chat off, that is if more than one localmuting.is required.

For full disclosure, i do happen to like a few crypt members but don't hold that against me.

I appreciate all the No lets never let him in votes in advance, this will let me sleep better.

Lister-absurd/U.N.Owen/newsmurf

haha

WTF?

Blah Blah Blah

We're a pub clan? Wait a minute, I thought I was joining a super leet pro comp clan. Well damn, I want to speak to a manager!

Mr_Shifty wrote:

We're a pub clan? Wait a minute, I thought I was joining a super leet pro comp clan. Well damn, I want to speak to a manager!

LOL

Mr_Shifty wrote:

We're a pub clan? Wait a minute, I thought I was joining a super leet pro comp clan. Well damn, I want to speak to a manager!

All questions regarding clan status can be forwarded to Ft. Leavenworth, KS. Typical response time is 2-3 years with good behavior.

senilityiscool2 wrote:

Mr_Shifty wrote:

We're a pub clan? Wait a minute, I thought I was joining a super leet pro comp clan. Well damn, I want to speak to a manager!

All questions regarding clan status can be forwarded to Ft. Leavenworth, KS. Typical response time is 2-3 years with good behavior.

Well now I'm pretty sure I didn't see that in the brochure...

I never saw that brochure either...

and when did i get the title of "douchebag of quake wars" ?? ...and, who gave me that title?

fodder wrote:

I never saw that brochure either...

and when did i get the title of "douchebag of quake wars" ?? ...and, who gave me that title?

I thought fodder was German for douchebag...

When I was in Germany, I ordered "douchebag" at a bar, just for kicks...

they brought me a liter of beer, a porkchop, and a pretzel!!

Douchebags are good in Germany!!

Nobody gave you the title of douchbag fodder, you earned it

Br8kaway wrote:

Nobody gave you the title of douchbag fodder, you earned it

That hurts.

Why do I still come around here?

You guys always make me feel like I should leave the clan.

Nobody wants me on their team,

I get no respect in the forums,

I get no respect in-game...

Why do I still come around?

way to go br8kaway, you finnaly broke fodder!

fodder wrote:

Why do I still come around?

The CrYpT benefit package? The 401k?

Personally, I stick around for the street-cred I get when I tell women I'm in a Quake Wars clan.

A lot of them laugh at me.

I figure it must be because they play some other game.

alpha-1 wrote:

fodder wrote:

Why do I still come around?

The CrYpT benefit package? The 401k?

Personally, I stick around for the street-cred I get when I tell women I'm in a Quake Wars clan.

A lot of them laugh at me.

I figure it must be because they play some other game.

clan street-cred...

LMAO

Well this thread went full circle. Glad we have street cred to impress the ladies.

senilityiscool2 wrote:

Well this thread went full circle. Glad we have street cred to impress the ladies.

I LOL'd!