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Mark Cuban and the championship trophy

Riot kiss - during the riots in Vancouver after the Bruins lost the Stanley Cup

Scootter82 wrote:

Riot kiss - during the riots in Vancouver after the Bruins lost the Stanley Cup

Denial much? 54, Adam Mcquaid, on the bruins grew up 2 roads over.

Anyone have the flash 'nade nut shot clip? I'm too lazy to look.

Scootter82 wrote:

Riot kiss - during the riots in Vancouver after the Bruins lost the Stanley Cup

Uhmm no hockey fan here, but Scooter, the Canucks lost....

Yay Bruins!!!

Whooohooooooo

I could go on about the Canucks and their loss, since I was originally from around that area, but I won't. Other then saying to co-workers that if they didn't score first, they'd loose. And that there would be a riot, like there was in '94.

Did you see the pic of the guy trying to light a rag in the cop car gas tank? Moron
http://kimli.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/nathan.jpg Who also got identified haha.

On behalf of all Canadians, i apologize for the sneakers "Nathan" is wearing.

Being from Boston...

I find you all ridiculous

Nanobot wrote:

Uhmm no hockey fan here, but Scooter, the Canucks lost....

LMAO

--Go Leafs Go! You a hockey fan?
--No....I'm American...
--Wyatt Cynac, The Daily Show


http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-june-9-2011/canadian-oilverlords?xrs=share_copy

lmao, i like how frustrated the guy gets.

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest...

The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer.

The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.

loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul)while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best ...

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and ...

HOLY MOTHER OF... . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE ....!!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs!

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!

Laser Mission with Brandon Lee: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099978/

Get's my vote for worst movie every. Seriously. How do you jump off the side of the pier during daylight and land under the center of the pier at night???? lol.

Scootter82 wrote:

Seriously. How do you jump off the side of the pier during daylight and land under the center of the pier at night???? lol.

It happens to me all the time. You probably didn't account for high winds and solar eclipses.

For those of you that have ever seen the Disney movie "Mulan".

haha! awesome

The jump at 2:52 is bothering me.. Is that real or did they reverse him falling?

Bender182008 wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W19wr5rXVHk&feature=related

Sigh.

Bender are you trying to tell us something. I mean, a link, no comment. It -- just --- screams -- that you want to tell us something......

Nanobot wrote:

Bender182008 wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W19wr5rXVHk&feature=related

Sigh.

Bender are you trying to tell us something. I mean, a link, no comment. It -- just --- screams -- that you want to tell us something......

i don't remenber now ahaha but it's very funny the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdZ-yjxHLI&feature=related

ahahahaha

ChaoticElf wrote:

The jump at 2:52 is bothering me.. Is that real or did they reverse him falling?

Has to be reversing him falling. That was my thought when I watched it.

Not official yet, but now I have seen almost everything.

senilityiscool2 wrote:

Not official yet, but now I have seen almost everything.

This works with M&M's also, but don't use the Peanut M&M's, they hurt!