Mr. Shifty's big news

Thought I would share with all of you guys, I proposed to my girlfriend of almost 6 years last night. Kind of a big deal. Naturally, being the smart girl she is, she said no.

better luck next time buddy, wait, 6 yrs? wtf? in 2 days it will be 5 yrs for me and mine, the thought of popping the question crossed my mind but i already know what she will say, i mean, minus the damn ring and kids, we pretty much are. also we have talked about it before.

hehe, much easier to get out of it if u never get married ;]

Haha, I was teasing, she said yes. It was pretty much already decided before hand.

Congratulations buddy. So how are you going to afford the giant LAN Stag party? I don't have a passport, so you'll need to front that also.

ah, well congrats then

What Jmarty said^

Congrats Shifty!

I actually saw the status change on your fb account. Life is defined by the journey, not the destination. I wish you both the very best on the next part of your journey together. Congratulations! I will raise a drink for you this weekend!

Ah jeez Shifty, you couldn't have consulted us first? I mean we don't know anything about this girl... How do we know she's good enough for you? We don't know anything about her parents....

sigh, well I guess if she makes you happy that's whats important.

Congratulations!

I like Meg

Haha well she tolerates me hanging out with you guys killing stuff online so that has to say something for her right?

And the LAN party is at my place, I'll even provide the booze, all you have to do is show up.

Dude. Don't. tease.

I have a car, a GPS, and a German liver.

You've been warned.

haha, didn't say an unlimited amount of booze

The wedding will be at Fort Knox, anybody care to make it?

congrats shifty
Anyways i told him to get his woman online and we can have a ceremony in QW. just dont make her a strogg

Are there going to be gold bricks in the goody bags?

ChaoticElf wrote:

Are there going to be gold bricks in the goody bags?

They don't store gold at Fort Knox anymore- only alien remains. :cyclops:

alpha-1 wrote:

Dude. Don't. tease.

I have a car, a GPS, and a German liver.

You've been warned.

This is the guy we all need to hang out with! GPS, and a german liver. Dangerous combination on any continent.

senilityiscool2 wrote:

They don't store gold at Fort Knox anymore- only alien remains. :cyclops:

For real?? Damnit.. 6 years of planning down the drain

Haha no gold, but I can take you past the gold vault and you can look in past all the gates and barricades and security

Is there really line of sight to some of the gold?

Naw. The vaults are underground. All you can see is the building.

When the trade centers fell there was more gold in their vaults then had ever been held by any one location in the world... EVER

only about 1000lbs of bullion was recovered. It was in a dump truck in one of the tunnels and the vaults were empty. why did this not get published in the mainstream media?

I think someone watched Die Hard one too many times and figured... DO IT!

but no really Im not fucking with you. look it up. Why was this not openly published?

biggest heist in history and no one really knows or cares. Thank you America

harleyquinn wrote:

biggest heist in history and no one really knows or cares. Thank you America

welcome to america, staying long?

mMmMmM that was a Marc post. We have two computers now, but he still uses mine?!?!~?