You know the campaign is going to suck when...

You know the campaign is going to suck when...

Your on GDF, defending volcano, and the covert ops doesn't know how to deploy a third eye camera. You try to explain to them, and they don't respond due to:
1. They don't have audio.
2. Their command of the English language is not good.
3. They are up in the mountains with a sniper rifle practicing shooting their own radar.

You know the campaign is going to suck when...

1. Cloister says over team chat, "I don't think we need four covert ops for this map", and then it goes to five covert ops.

You know the campaign is going to suck when...

Aristotle, exxile, Chaotic Elf, Elder, and Nugman (as Elder and Nugman are both sniper bots ) are on one team. Your team has five people with no rank and they all want to know how to use voice on the game.

You know the campaign is going to suck when...

ULTIMATEMUSCLE shows up and he decides your the person he is going to demonstrate the effectiveness of a $15000 gaming system with.

When the Clap has his shotgun/nailgun That would be my answer to the main question

Senility I would say the answer to the stacked team would be having me on your team. Because then they are all so busy killing me, they don't have any time to kill anybody else. I feel like they must get bonus points for killing me, so they actively seek me out over anybody else.

I dunno- I have Chaotic now going Stroggie as an infiltator and I am seeing flyer drones out of the corner of my eye!

It does seem like sometimes people have our number no matter what we do...

senilityiscool2 wrote:

ULTIMATEMUSCLE shows up and he decides your the person he is going to demonstrate the effectiveness of a $15000 gaming system with.

Man if you 15 grand on a comp you have no life and suck balls, you know what you can do with 15 grand?.... Though you are probably making monthly payments for life from your McDonalds wage and or your so called winnings. Get a life and buy a car or better yet make an investment in a house or property, then I might get impressed by your skill. Losers :flower:

Cloister_the_Stupid wrote:

senilityiscool2 wrote:

ULTIMATEMUSCLE shows up and he decides your the person he is going to demonstrate the effectiveness of a $15000 gaming system with.

Man if you 15 grand on a comp you have no life and suck balls, you know what you can do with 15 grand?.... Though you are probably making monthly payments for life from your McDonalds wage and or your so called winnings. Get a life and buy a car or better yet make an investment in a house or property, then I might get impressed by your skill. Losers :flower:

15000 grand computer is a waste when i can build a super computer for under 1500

Did he really spend 15 G's on a computer?

oncex wrote:

When the Clap has his shotgun/nailgun That would be my answer to the main question

I haven't used those weapons since I got my Small Arms Star (months ago). I hate those weapons!

As a comp player, I am certain he didn't spend a dime on his computer. Someone did though. The price of his PC is an embellishment on my part, but many of the comp players who smurf the public servers have serious dollars invested.

If I had that kind of money to burn, I probably would go visit Shifty and head to Churchill Downs.

I just don't get how one can take me out with one head shot with a GPMG at 500 yards away when I have full health and armor upgrade.
Am I missing something here? I know about the "reduced spread" reward but c'mon! This seems outrageous. I'm not accusing anyone of hacking, but it's irritating in the least.

Yes UM is damn accurate but most comp players (the good ones) are damn accurate. The times I get owned are the times I'm distracted or he gets me by surprise. But it goes the same for him when I sneak behind him or he's distracted. On 1:1, the last time I got owned was months ago as field ops and/when my ping was terrible. But most of times I know I have about 40% chances to kill him and even then, he will be left with low HP Personally, I think UM is nice guy. Watching him as tech, I learned few tricks to stay alive longer against his type.

OMG....I hate it when he's a technician. Especially on Slipgate when he holds the forward spawn.

I've often wondered...is there a way to make a script to fire your weapon and stroy-up at the same time? I've heard of this. Not sure I think that's fair if it's possible.

That's completely possible to do. Makes me as angry as medics that run away to heal midfight though.

ChaoticElf wrote:

That's completely possible to do. Makes me as angry as medics that run away to heal midfight though.

Unless you cook a nade before going inside the spawn or my specialty, a rocket to the floor followed by machine pistol fire

Yeah yeah churchill downs! Kind of funny you mention that, I was just up in Indy this weekend.

Mr_Shifty wrote:

Yeah yeah churchill downs! Kind of funny you mention that, I was just up in Indy this weekend.

317.357.2517

Next time call. I need a beer excuse with the missus. "But honey, Shifty came all the way from Louisville to say hi! I gotta at least have a beer with him!"

Sound convincing? Guys, practice it with your S/O and let me know how it plays out.

Haha, she would be like wth kind of name is Shifty. Yeah man I thought about it while I was up there and realized I had no way to get a hold of you.

the_clap wrote:

I've often wondered...is there a way to make a script to fire your weapon and stroy-up at the same time? I've heard of this. Not sure I think that's fair if it's possible.

No, the game won't let you do both at the same time (trust me I know ;p), usually what he, and I might add that I do as well, will stop shooting for a second or two and then hit our ammo to health button and then return to shooting, works damn well.

Watch him next time and look for him to do it. You will see him stop shooting momentarily and a second or so after, he will transfer ammo to health, then begin shooting again. Luckily there is no time you have to wait between doing that and firing, unlike firing and then doing that.

Ahh. Sorry about my post then >.> Guess I was misinformed about who I was talking about this to a while ago. Thought you could bind the commands into one string. Never tried it because I hate the idea =x Thanks for clearing that up Aristotle.

Yep, that's basically what I've been saying all along.

I think the Elf was giving us a hint about his hax 'cus TechElf is more deadly than the MedicElf

Shwa? <.< What is this..

ChaoticElf wrote:

Shwa? <.< What is this..

Isn't it the noise some kung fu jackass makes when he is trying to whoop ass?

You know the map is going to suck when...

ChaoticElf and MrBill both have Akimbo pistols at the same fucking time...

Haha yeah that was pretty lame, I couldn't use my blaster anymore I had to bust out the trusty ol' lacerator to get any kills.